05:30  Woke up, cried.  Wanted together with mummy and daddy in the big bed.  Wasn't allowed to, cried still harder, was allowed to.

08:30  Had  to drink milk.  Didn't want to, wanted Coca Cola, like on television.  Roared furiously, didn't work.  Milk vile, almost dead.

09:00   Put pipe into daddy's coffee.  Daddy angry.

09:15   Soap slipped away in the bath.  Mummy all wet.  Not allowed to play with the soap.  Put soap inside my mouth.  Never gonna do  that again, tastes bad.

09:45  Poured some perfume onto the mat.  Mat changed colour and smelled bad.  Put still some more perfume onto it.  Smells good now.   Mummy angry.

10:10  Went into daddy's working space.  Made kites out of daddy's papers.  Been sent out of the room, just like the kites.  Shame!

10:45   Pulled key out of the cupboard.  Hid it.  Mummy wanted it back.  Asked for some sweets first, put the key back after I got them.

11:00   Found worm.  Wanted to know whether it could swim.  Sank.

11:45  Tore off calendar 'till December 25.  Been waiting for Santa.  Didn't show up.  Was probably snowing too heavily.

12:30  Had  to eat porridge.  Refused to.  Wanted some French fries and a hamburger.  Knocked over the chairs and flung them to daddy.  Got smacks on my poor bottom.  Ate the rest of my porridge.

13:00   Afternoon nap in bed.  Couldn't sleep.  Pulled some fluff off the blanket, put it inside my nose.  Put them back out, were wet.  Have put them underneath the bed.

15.00   Found a red pencil.  Drew on the doors.  Got a beating.  Had to rub it out myself.

16.00  Pulled wallpaper off the wall.  So much more beautiful.  Mummy didn't think so.  Been   tortured, almost to death.

17.45  Been nosing around in mummy's bag.  Put some powder onto the canary.  Canary smells good now.  Mummy doesn't know.  Is better  like that.

18:15  Grabbed cat at its tail, scrached, given a smack, was still scraching, given some more smacks, got angry, better don't touch, cat very dangerous.

19:00    Had to go to bed again, didn't want to, wanted to watch television.  Wasn't allowed to.  Flung a cube to the television.  Television broken.  Nobody could watch anymore.  Me not  see, everybody not see.  :-)

19:30   Went to bed anyway.  Heard mummy say to daddy : "He's such a good boy..."