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The page you are trying to reach, cannot be displayed. The cause hereof is:
  • The page called in sick this morning.
You should undertake any, if not all, of the following precautions:
  • Turn off your PC to prevent any possibilities of contagion.
  • Go take a very hot, long, soapy shower - it kills the germs.
  • Let your mother-in-law play with the PC for a while, and blame her if anything bad happens.
  • In case of serious illness, contact the nearest medical or technical specialist (depending on the victim, of course).