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BUNGALOW BINGO
Oh, by jingo
It's time for Bungalow Bingo!
Kings And Queens
Baked Beans
Next Please
Cottage Cheese
Beryl And Borris
Dirty Norris
Birds And Bees
Mushy Peas
Oh, by jingo
It's time for Bungalow Bingo!
SUNDAY MORNING SONG
Good morning, good morning!
And welcome to our show!
He's Dick! I'm Dick! And I'm Dom! And he's Dom!
And this is da Bungalow!
We hope you had your breakfast,
brushed your teeth and made your bed!
Cos this is Sunday morning!
Bring out the BungalowHeads!
CUPBOARD LOVE
We're diddy Dick and Dom welcome to our cupboard
We've been here all our lives and never been discovered
We might be very small but we've both got big hearts
It's alright in here so long as no one *farts*!
Theres no room to swing a cat
And barely room to hang your hat
Theres no need to push and shove
Cos we've got Cupboard Love
Cupboard Love
Cupboard Love
It ain't no palace but it fits like a glove
Theres no need to push and shove
Cos we've got a cupboard like Old Mother Hubbard
Yes we've got Cupboard Love!
SPOT THE
DIFFERENCE
It's time for a challenge,
The spot-the-difference game
Where you analyse two objects
That may appear the same
But look a little closer
And trust your observations
And find the subtle differences
Between the two creations
KNICKERBOCKER
GLORY TROUSERS
Yes, your eyes do not
deceive
And yes, you surely won't believe
But yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes
Yes! I have Knickerbocker Glory Trousers!
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THE PANTS DANCE
I got my head in my pants
(I wouldn’t believe it ‘less I’d seen it)
I’m in a groovy disco trance
(Are you sure that that’s hygienic?)
They were clean on just last week
(good
grief they’re going to reek)
Yeah yeah baby look at me!
I’ve gotta dance in my pants
Just like they do in France
You gotta take a chance
And do the knickers on your noodle prance
And dance in your pants
BUNGALOW BOFFINS
You've been at home inventing
A brand new game for the show
And now we're going to test it
Live on the bungalow
Will it be a triumph
And beautifully thought through?
Or will it be a shambles?
A pile of poopy poo!
SUNDAY MORNING SONG
Good morning, good morning,
It's the end of da Bungalow!
He was Dick, he was Dick
He was Dom, he was Dom
And this is our last show!
There's no more Creamy Muck Muck
And the Norris has been spread!
But hey, it's
Sunday morning
Let's meet the BungalowHeads!
REPITITION
COMPETITION
Lose your inhibition
For a mental expidition
In rhetorical rendition
Using oral recognition
It's a verbal transmission
With no points for omission
This is the definition
Of the Bungalow Repitition Competition!
BUNGALOW WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT
Dick and Dom's death defying
Crazy mad and horrifying
Attempted record qualifying
Tension is electrifying
With Sue from Guiness verifying
Theres no chance of falsifying
The BBC proudly presents
A Bungalow World record attempt!
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