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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Personal Franchising

Although I am since my marriage allowed by all legal, religious and moral standards to have sexual relationships with a third person (i.e. my wife), my body took the initiative to start up asexual reproduction. To be more exact: I’m growing branches in my neck and between my eyebrows. At first I thought it was a bad case of acne, although I’ve left puberty long behind me (age-wise). But given the giant proportions these buds are taking, I suspect either an alien or a smaller clone of me will pop out of each of them any day soon.

Posted by Bart at 8:30 PM
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