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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

And So It Begins

‘Is this thing on?’ peeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeep

‘Wait… One! Two!’ squueeeeEEEEEK!

‘To close to the loudspeakers? Ok. This better?’

‘Ok. Ok. Good-good evening everybody. Nice to see so many people here tonight. It’s a special evening tonight and on behalf of the organising committee I would like to welcome you all here and thank you for your patience.

Before we start our regular programme I would just like to make an announcement: I’m going to be a daddy.’

[polite applause]

‘Thank you, thank you very much, also on behalf of the mother-to-be. As you may know this will be our firstborn…’

[More polite applause]

‘thank you. So we can use all the money we can get and we decided to make this a pay-site.’

[dead silence, manifest absence of applause and sound of crickets chirping]

‘Just kidding of course, hahah. So enjoy the evening!’

[Leaves stage, no more applause]

Posted by Bart at 9:08 PM
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