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Sunday, June 24, 2007

Baby Clothes

Baby clothes are designed by a team of hand-picked sadists in a North-Corean ploy to drive the weak minds of Western fathers crazy. Their main strategy is to devise as many different and unpractical ways to put on (over the head, from the back, from the front, from the bottom, from the left side, from the right side, from the twilight zone,…) and fasten (buttons, rivets, laces, ribbons, time-clocks,…) as possible.

Baby clothes are the prime weapon of the axis of evil, the nuclear thing is just a big hoax that serves as a deception. Baby clothes are why the war on terror is not going well, because young fathers have to use all their mental powers to figure out how to put them on and off without breaking or tearing off their baby’s limbs. Baby clothes are responsible for poverty and global warming.

Baby clothes are evil!

Posted by Bart at 9:48 PM
Categories: Next Generation

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