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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Squeak

My shoes squeak. It’s annoying when I walk outside. It’s hell when I walk inside on a tiled floor. Our offices have tiled floors, so everyone can follow what I’m doing at any given moment.

Squeak-squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak – going to the copier

Squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak – going to the meeting room

Squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak – going to my chef’s office.

Squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak – going to the printer, notice that it doesn’t start, go back to start the print procedure, suddenly hear the printer start up again, go to the printer, find that it was someone else’s document, return to computer to print the document and return to printer.

Squeak - tap - squeak - tap - squeak - tap - squeak - tap - squeak - tap – left shoe mysteriously stopped squeaking, hoping that the right shoe will follow its example.

Squeak - SQUEAK - squeak - SQUEAK - squeak - SQUEAK - squeak - SQUEAK - squeak – left shoe is back, with a vengeance.

Tip - squeak - tip - squeak - tip - squeak - tip - squeak - tip - squeak - tip - squeak – walking on tips in an attempt to stop the squeaking

Plaf - plaf - plaf - OUAAAAAH - BANG! – failed attempt at walking on hands, ends by falling flat on my back.

Posted by Bart at 9:08 PM
Edited on: Thursday, September 27, 2007 9:09 PM
Categories: Miscellaneous


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