Monday, October 15, 2007
Wolf started - erm - eating mashed potatoes.
Despite a defensive perimeter of 25 yards and a general mobilisation of emergency services, there was considerable collatoral damage. It took a lot of time and effort to get some 100 grammes into his mouth. By contrast, it only took a fraction of a second to get it out again, once he discovered the infamous 'Vomit Comet'-manœuvre.
We may have to change the wall-to-wall carpet.