Erwin's Pages Central > Articles > Special Feature: 2002 New Year Resolutions

a. I'll try to refrain from connecting L1-bridges on an AMD cpu with a blow torch

b. I'll no longer overclock my GeForce 2 MX card to 400 Mhz

c. I'll never install hardware wearing a woollen sweater I just groomed with my fingernails

d. I'll try to survive 1.7 seconds in Counterstrike

e. I'll stop ejecting from low altitudes in F22 ADF just so I could see the pilot get squished

f. Shooters are not quite the same as golf: a health score under par (=negative score) seems to be a bad thing

g. Mental note: Replacing cooling adhesive with suliva is bad

h. I will not use cdroms as projectiles for high-speed, high-pressure butt-shootouts

i. Unfortunately, in reality, RJ-45 plugs can only dock after bypassing numerous firewalls like Talking (c), Caring (c), Being Nice (c), and the virtually impenetrable "Understanding (TM)" (sorry female audience)

j. I should interpret smoke coming out of my case as a disaster, and not as proof of my system being smoking fast

k. I'll take a break from gaming when:
- I'm pale, sweaty, shakey and suffering from shooting chest pains (one of these conditions alone doesn't justify a gamebreak)
- I see a 100 ton airplane heading straight at me (sorry US audience)
- John Romero published another game
- My permanent snack supply reaches an extreme low of 5 pounds.

l. I'll increase the distance between my eyes and the monitor with a full cpu dien shrink! (.05 microns) On the road to thinner glasses!

m. I won't daydream about Redneck Rampage during a date: doing so might end up you unwillingly saying "Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower" to your beloved one.

n. I'll finally fix the bathroom of my Sim.

Happy 2002 from all of us at Erwin's Pages.


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