Last update : Monday, 22 December 2008
Advisory reviews and absurd science
Introduction.
After
years of building up frustration while patiently lining up to collect food from
buffet tables only to find all the good stuff gone or contaminated by the time
it was my turn and being by-passed by apologizing queue jumpers, the need for
developing an aggressive strategy became a compulsive necessity. After
subsequent years of careful observation of common behaviour of buffet guests,
waitresses and caterers, I was able to develop a detailed standard operating
procedure with the sole aim to deplete buffets of any setting of all delicacies
of excellent quality.
You’ve just been
created, sorry about that…
Introduction.
It can be assumed
nothing can create itself. At best, a chaotic probability energy
blip in a timeless dimension could come close to explaining the origins of the
universe and the stuff in it. As most cosmic constituents do or rather don’t,
let’s not worry too much about that. The ingredients are available and given a
substantial capacity of apprehension, they could even realize their existence,
if not the reason for all the fuss.
Daily global
warming alert information
Introduction.
Human society
needs hypes or at least something to have an opinion, worry or belief about so
it seems. Touch wood, if there isn’t anything available to match that need, it
will be created. The same goes for the recent warming up of the planet. Even
though whether or not and why this is truly happening is still debateable, it
doesn’t really matter in the context of Earth’s relative lengthy history. Touch
richly carbonated wood again, there is nothing we can do about warming or
freezing the globe or keeping it “normal”, fancy the thought and human
complacency. The information provided is no more than another collection of
irrational anecdotal proofs of Global Warming, absurd causes and solutions.
Who said again
that you can prove
anything[JM1] with statistics? Everyone does it and when
there is no evidence, it has to be fabricated. If someone as much as coughed in
[JM1]Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything,,
- Homer Simpson.