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Chicken in a shell suit
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg
Chinese man with parrot
A chinese man walks
into a shop with a parrot on his shoulder, and the shopkeeper says,
"Blimey, where did you get that?". And
the parrot says, "China, there's loads of 'em
there."
Elephant wearing pink
earmuffs
What do you call an elephant wearing pink
earmuffs and a dress?
Anything you want, it can't hear you.
Drunk rabbit
A drunk rabbit goes
through a wood. He bumps into a tree, and says, "Oh, i'm sorry". He goes farther, and bumps into
another tree, and says, "I'm sorry... i'm
sorry..." Then he sits on the ground and says to himself "I
better sit here a moment and wait till those fools pass by..."
Drunk rabbit
A drunk rabbit goes
through a wood. He bumps into a tree, and says, "Oh, i'm sorry". He goes farther, and bumps into
another tree, and says, "I'm sorry... i'm
sorry..." Then he sits on the ground and says to himself "I
better sit here a moment and wait till those fools pass by..."
Elephant in fridge
How can you tell if an elephant is in your
fridge?
The door won't shut.
Elephant under your bed
How do you know if there is an elephant under
your bed?
Your nose is touching the ceiling
Elephant with a machine gun
What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
Sir.
Looks like an elehpant and dangerous
What looks like an elephant and is dangerous?
An elephant with a machine gun!
What's grey, yellow, grey,
yellow...
What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow,
grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth
Seasick elehpant
What do you give a seasick elephant?
Lots of room!
Kill a purple elephant
How do you kill a purple elephant?
With a purple elephant gun.
Kill a blue elephant
How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun, of course.
Kill a red elephant
How do you shoot a red elephant?
No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue,
and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
Kill a green elephant
How do you shoot a green elephant?
Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue,
and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
Kill a yellow elephant
How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
Ever seen a yellow elephant?
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